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Postcards to Stinks

Last fall, in the middle of a long work trip, I started sending daily postcards to my wife.
I haven’t missed a day since.

Pretty loud. Hypertension.

She looks like the orange hairy thing in Bug Bunny cartoons.

Just saying what we’re all thinking.

Upwards of fifteen people got to see her genitals at least, so that’s good.

"You’re welcome, Mike."

Me, I’ve always been a President Santorum guy.

Five hours of energy, eighteen years of sleep deprivation.

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Anyone who tells you I was standing in the hallway outside the ER weeping is a liar.